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Pets: What Kind of Dog Is That?

… when I put on my hiking boots, he’s very attentive. Then he’s doggy-on-the-spot. Couldn’t be more helpful. Eager. Carries my car keys. Starts the ignition. Drives way too fast. Honks at cats.

Grampa Charlie’s Village

“…and here came Constance at a dead run, headed for home and plain cross about bein’ shanghaied to start with, and right behind her there’s at least thirty of Bill’s brother’s hogs takin’ advantage of the door bein’ open, and all of ‘em at a dead run too, that’s how porkers are.”